Tuckerized in HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! and Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects

New York Times bestselling novelist Scott Sigler has Tuckerized me.

Read about THE CYD ATHENS MEMORIAL ZOMBIE BONFIRE, available at the $500,000 or more pledge level in his story, “NOSFERATU, BRUTUS?”

“Pedophiliac sparkly vamps must die, and you can help kill them! Unleash the “Teenage Vamplague” and take out these young punks forever.”

Buy the anthology, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LFAGOLI/, and get these additional delicious fictional crowdfunding projects:

• “HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!” by Keffy R.M. Kehrli
• “FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY” by Jeremiah Tolbert
• “ZERO G R&J” by Mary Robinette Kowal
• “A MEMORIAL TO THE PATRIOTS” by Jake Kerr
• “I WANT TO BE A LIONESS” by Chuck Wendig
• “LIBERTY: SEEKING SUPPORT FOR A WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS FOR A NON-HUMAN BEING” by Samuel Peralta
• “HELP SUMMON THE MOST HOLY FOLDED ONE!” by Harry Connolly
• “FULFILL MY DESTINY—AND SAVE THE WORLD!” by Matt Forbeck
• “LARPING THE APOCALYPSE 2: THE NANO-PLAGUE” by Tim Pratt
• “FUND TAPHOGNOSIS INDUSTRIES” by Tobias S. Buckell
• “CATASSASSINS!” by Veronica Belmont
• “FINDER OF LOST THINGS” by Monte Cook
• “PRIMA NOCTA DETECTIVE AGENCY NEEDS YOU” by Genevieve Valentine
• “SO JUICY TRANSFORMING STRIPS” by Matt Williamson
• “THE SPIRIT OF MARS: FUND A SACRED JOURNEY TO THE RED PLANET” by Andrew Penn Romine
• “FLASHED FORWARD” by Bradley Beaulieu
• “HELP ME FOLLOW MY SISTER INTO THE LAND OF THE DEAD” by Carmen Maria Machado
• “BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR” by Michael J. Sullivan
• “A PRACTICAL MECHANISM FOR OVERCOMING THE DIRECTIONALITY OF TEMPORAL FLOW” by David D. Levine
• “LIFE-SIZED ARENA TETRIS!” by David Malki!
• “ZIPPERS” by Derek Van Gorder
• “I USED TO LOVE H.E.R.” by Maurice Broaddus
• “LOCALLY GROWN, ORGANIC” by Kat Howard
• “LET’S KEEP BURT GRIMSBY’S HEAD FROZEN!” by Heather Lindsley
• “JEROME 3.0” by Jason Gurley
• “HELP ME DESTROY CANNES!” by Jonathan L. Howard
• “SAVE THE PHOTOPHOBIC HEMOGLOBIVORES WITH THE SANGUINE RESERVE!” by Mur Lafferty
• “UPDATES” by Vylar Kaftan and Shannon Prickett
• “YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE” by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley
• “MECHANICAL ANIMALS” by Brooke Bolander
• “KISMET^TM” by Daniel H. Wilson
• “BRING ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN ETERNAL!!!” by Seanan McGuire