If NaNo were to have a theme song …

NaNo Novel Writer

(to the tune of Paperback Writer by the Beatles)

NaNo novel writer, NaNo novel writer.
Dear Mr. Ian Woon, will you read my book?
It took a month to write, will you take a look?
It’s based on a concept by a man named Chris,
And I need a job,
So I want to be a NaNo novel writer,
NaNo novel writer.
It’s a plotless story of a plotless man,
It’s that way on purpose, don’t misunderstand.
Once a year I write one. It’s a thing I do,
But I need a job,
And I want to be a NaNo novel writer,
NaNo novel writer.
NaNo novel writer, NaNo novel writer
Fifty thousand words, and that’s just the start.
I’ll be writing more when I edit in March.
I can add characters, I can pad the words
I can take a dare,
‘Cos I want to be a NaNo novel writer,
NaNo novel writer.
I really hope you like it, ‘cos it’s pretty tight
I spent days in Forums just to get it right
Here’s the manuscript. Now I’ll wait to hear.
Please give me a break,
‘Cos I want to be a NaNo novel writer,
NaNo novel writer.
NaNo novel writer, NaNo novel writer.
NaNo novel writer, NaNo novel writer.
NaNo novel writer, NaNo novel writer.
NaNo novel writer, NaNo novel writer.
NaNo novel writer…